doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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