True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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