She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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