i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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