awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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