Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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