I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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