I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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