Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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