I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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