Small penises have feelings too.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
