Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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