He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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