So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I fill condoms, not promises.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We're too hungover to prance.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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