She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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