I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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