Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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