Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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