you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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