sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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