i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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