Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
A bitchslap is in order.
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