And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
