I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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