After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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