I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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