shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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