I'm lost and stupid without you.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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