I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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