Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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