I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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