Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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