he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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