YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
They have beer where we have blood.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
