so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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