Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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