he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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