Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Randomize
