it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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