I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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