my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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