y did u give ur computer a hand job?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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