Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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