I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
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Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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