Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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