I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Sponge bath it is.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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