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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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