This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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