Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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