who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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