Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Randomize
