If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
