I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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