He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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