He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.