I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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